@Kid Canada: Or the 5x7 framed Favre cockshot..

I'm guessing "Oney" is Spanish for "forehead." Look at the size of that thing!

@ShamrockSean: I'm willing to bet that the ring is stuck in a different orifice, along with numerous other objects.

@CurseOfBobbyLane: Or John Amaechi farted..

Looks like Michael Irvin sneezed.

A lot better than what Philly looked like the last time I was there:

@NoirJuggling: @Botswana Meat Commission FC: If there's anything we've learned from this, it's that in the NFL, you always have to put your best foot forward.

What Ryan has done during his time in New York is quite a feet.

That DOES sound like Randy Moss (and every other country bumpkin in the south.)

Ford Field's Top 10 Greatest Moments

I want to see pictures of the conceptual tailgates that will occur before and after the matches. To drive the camel, or magic rug? Ah, decisions.

If Deadspin ever employs someone that posts an emoticon, or unnecessarily elongated words, I'll never read again.

I do have a journalism degree that I'm not using, but I'm far too busy commenting on Deadspin to send you an email.

@pj134: 12 pts in 19 games including playoffs?

@jmd1513: Crosby is one of the best *offensive players in the game. Except when he plays against a shutdown center, then he's irrelevant.

It had to be Tom Brady and the Patriots..

@Always Winning: +100

Is it just me, or is Tom Brady the new Benjamin Button?

What an idiot. Everybody knows that if you want to fondle someone and get away with it, you become a priest.

Am I the only one that imagined Chris Hansen reading this tweet?