I was wondering how many seconds it would take for the first Lewinsky comment to appear.

@CurseOfBobbyLane: Don't stop, you're almost there!

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: If they both have boyfriends and sister #1 bangs hers, is sister #2 cheating?

I feel sorry for the first dude that tries anal with her. One squeeze of those Christmas hams would break someone's schlong right off.

@Can I Borrow a Feeling: Same here. My fear of looking like a bloated Steven Seagal someday is Scott Hall's sad, sad reality.

@spinachdip: You beat me to the punch.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: I just did the cover-my-mouth-to-keep-myself-from-smiling thing when I read that.

Shouldn't be very hard to track him once week 1 rolls around.

"I like the fact that Morgan is really using his head out there."

I always thought that "around the horn" was a baseball term.

That's right, motherfuckers.

Check out the shots that the tough guy in the collared shirt throws at 0:27. It looks like he's trying to wax the other dude's head with the spare shirt he's carrying around (for a quick change in case of a daiquiri spill, I'm sure) with 20 lbs. of resistance attached to his flailing arm.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: LOTS and LOTS of garbage.

@Peckair: Hmph. Apparently I just approved you... I actually had no idea that I had such superpowers.

@Samer Ocho Cinco: HAHAHAHA. I LOLed uncontrollably when I saw this; funniest idea of them all.

And everyone else in the picture (excluding the midget) received the SCARY SCARY Michael Jackson skin bleaching treatment.