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Don't be afraid to ride the lightning..

@100percentinjuryrate: And blue balls. Not a good combination for any vulnerable passers-by.

@Elster's Army: +1. Where are the purple heads?

If any of these players are Detroit Lions, I'll be very disappointed. Not because they used HGH, but because of how bad they were despite using it.

I'd really like a Tad bit more information before I make a judgement as to whether this rumor is true or not.

So what?

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: +1. I see the genius in your brevity. Less is more.

What iditos.

@formerly Chief Wahoo:

Oh, I thought that was an earthquake.

Graduations are a ruse, designed to convince parents that the $50,000 a year they spent for you to be a psychology major was worth the money.

@Nibbles, chew through my ball sack:

@Bobby Big Wheel: I sure hope all of that foot fungus doesn't affect her Sunkist complexion.

@UbaldoHairRejuvenationSystem: An African American day in broadcasting, indeed.

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To remain fair and balanced, ESPN intends to air similar footage of an open-mouthed, salivating Chris Berman chasing a Hot Dog mascot around the outfield between innings of the same game.

@HockeyMountain: In his man-purse....in the trunk of his Toyota Prius Hybrid.