If fact, there's still a possibility that Cushing will win the re-vote, despite being considered a "cheater."

So....how do you pronounce your last name, anyway?

I wonder if he's related to this guy; I have no clue how he gets on TV, either.

"Come to my house with your sister."

Sure, he dutifully called games for three seasons in the new stadium. The man was a consummate pro, and he wasn't wired to complain. But something in his voice seemed to change after the move. He sounded like a widower haunted by the ghost of his deceased wife, even as she'd urged him to take a new bride from her…

The greatest of all time, and a true class act.

GO BUCKS!

Said team has produced NHL players Theo Fleury, Bob Probert, and Ed Belfour.

Since he's a grown man that brings a baseball glove to games, I'm guessing that this is a spin-off the "You Are There: Getting Laid" video that he watched the week before...except without the sex...or chicks.

How to slightly annoy Patrick Kane

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He runs like Miguel Cabrera, but can he drink like him?

"The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

@twoeightnine: I think it was actually ash-colored.

"Ben Roethlisberger was on E:60 saying that he hired bodyguards for protection reason."

I'm Polish, and can honestly say that I'm much more offended by what he did to my football team. How about an apology for that?

Man, if he got that mad after watching hockey for four years, just imagine what he would've done if he were a fan in a real hockey city.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: This is sadly true. They've accomplished everything that they possibly could have in my lifetime with the 0-16 season. It's all downhill from here.

@PDQ2: