Oh, you are all SO gay for clicking this!

"What an asshole."

The only skills that one must possess to be a Lions running back are: A) The ability to receive a handoff, and B) The ability stand up and limp off of the field after being crushed by 3+ unblocked defensive players.

A perfect bracket isn't possible? Maybe we should tell that to Rainman 'cause he practically bankrupted a casino and he was a r'tard.

Nevermind the dunk. I'm more impressed with the fact that Dave Matthews is writing for Deadspin!

@diverguy:

..And then he announced that the Islanders' faulty play was due to defective floormats.

That's not a cast, it's a bandage hiding stigmata.

"Hey, it's Scott Van Pelt. We shared a brief, but exceptionally meaningful bottle and cork relationship last Saturday....Fuck, I gotta go."

Baseball sure is "exploding" in the Middle East!

"Instead, my goal was to question the psychology of donating, the way we react to natural disasters and the nature of responsibility leading up to and immediately after those disasters."

"Kane likes coming to Vancouver. 'The weather is pretty nice right now and you see a lot of pretty girls walking up and down the streets so obviously that's a good thing.'"

2006 ALCS. Magglio Ordonez. Walkoff. One of the greatest nights of my life.

Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet

Hmph, that's a strange role reversal. Usually Chris L. Rucker is the one getting abused.

How long until ESPN starts broadcasting all of his home games?

@twoeightnine: I see you've met Chris Brown..

There are now AT LEAST two teams worse than the Lions. Life is good.