Why is this article not titled “What Is The Dogecoin Pump-N-Dump” and mentioning that this is a garbage scheme in its first paragraph?

Talking about exercising to “make your body stronger” just seems like something to soothe yourself while you do the same old shit. My anorexic (and now-separated) wife always played up how she wanted to be strong and buff, when really she was indulging her exercise addiction in order to purge what she ate.

Despite being an otherwise adventurous eater, I somehow dislike both mustard and mayo. Any time a burger/sandwich shows up with mayo or mustard rubbed into the bun or blended with my ketchup and polluting my cheese, I weep and try to decide if I want to be that Sending It Back To The Kitchen Guy or if I want to eat a…

“Animal crossing has given me debt anxiety for years, and i was stunned to discover that there is debt in New Horizons!!!!”

Ugh. Descriptivists.

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Thank you! I’m totally not getting what critics loved about this. I saw it, and it got real creepy right up until the end of (I think) the first act and then just coasted into “zany and not scary” mode.

I found Grave Of The Fireflies super overrated. It’s bleak as fuck for sure, but it’s not even emotional. It’s just... draining. I felt numb for a while. The end. I definitely didn’t feel like I was seeing a cinematic masterpiece. It’s certainly well made and doesn’t pull its punches, but I can’t see how anyone would…

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I read it in her voice the whole time without even thinking about it.

It’s also worth remembering that buying can tie you to an area and make it challenging to leave for another area.

Ah, finally we discover the truth of Deadspin’s VAR complaint festival - rules are bad.

That gif looks like a video game glitch to me. “Haha, come look at this, my character was running and all of a sudden they started spinning impossibly in the air.”

I surrender. Please, no more “diapers” headlines.

Luis will get shit-canned if he says anything nice about VAR. It’s the Deadspin way now.

Also now you get to be a billboard whenever you try to buy a jersey.

Not wearing a bra is a bisexual thing?

It looks like AA just calls it Business Class now but it’s still the mega-plush seats in the front cabin.

The greater of: 10x my cost of ticket OR $10k

All I want to know is when I get my properly good third act for Sunshine.