This isn’t a Deadspin template yet, because you didn’t wrap it up with a paragraph explaining that either VAR caused this or will make it worse, with more driving of internal traffic.

The street artists in Venice don’t like the tourists either.

Bad take. “I respect people’s right to do whatever they want to relax. Here are 400 words explaining that your relaxation choices are bad.”

Oh sure, Guardiola brings the idea of perfection to the Premier League and it makes him special, but if VAR brings it you get all mad.

Cleveland takes them even more seriously. That’s why they’re so committed to it.

My wife had major knee surgery to correct improper patellar alignment - they cut her leg open, sawed off a piece of bone, moved it over and screwed it down. She took 18+ months to rehab from that. She runs a 2:05 half now.

I’ve never understood the take of “I want my rivals to be good so I can hate them properly.”

Tevye gets my star.

Fuck Kroenke, fuck the Rams, and fuck this list for approving the Rams winning. Never side with owners like Kroenke. All owners have turd qualities but Kroenke has all of them.

Just write it down.

“Eifert suffers injury too gruesome to watch, but not gruesome enough that we wouldn’t put a screencap of the aftermath into the main Deadspin feed.”