There are zero clicks in saying “Well, it could have been better, but I guess it was just fine as far as these things go”.
Curmudgahideen
curmudgahideen
Look, we get it, you’re an asshole. You not have to keep posting again and again to remind us.
Basically just an astronomy club at this point.
I feel like D&D has a “let’s include as little magic as we can” policy and prophecies were part of it. Not the way I would have done it (Lady Stoneheart!!!). I do feel like like Jon rejecting the Magic Prince narrative and ending the Targaryen line was consistent with his character arc and a satisfying resolution.
You think so? I mean, R+L=J was true, though didn’t have the expected effect of putting Jon/Aegon VI on the throne. But as for the prophecies, I can’t think of any off the top of my head that didn’t come true. Like with most pythlogies, HOW the prophecies come true is often not what the characters, or even the…
I’m an only child so I don’t know, but may I assume that it is accurate that even when you’re being made king you can count on your big sister to tell everyone in the room how your balls don’t work?
Can I say something being the second oldest dude here? Game of Thrones premiered April 17, 2011. A sane man occupied the White House, the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell signed, Saddam Hussein dead, Occupy Wall Street, The HARRY POTTER movies ended, and Gabriel Giffords survived a senseless attack. The excitement…
That vote isn’t for another year and a half and we’re watching the bedrock of our democracy being eroded away by venal, greedy grifters and grasping authoritarians with dreams of hegemony.
Sorry to disagree with David so publicly, but I think it might be a good idea to keep talking about the goon who’s nakedly maneuvering us into a war with Iran just to get himself re-elected.
It could be worse. It could be three French Stewart baby space travel movies.
We haven’t talked about his hatred of rock music.
“His investments are all tied up...”
“He's invested in bonds"
Man, I stopped playing Dungeons & Dragons with Derek years ago. His DMPC was the worst.
This fan-written version will surely feature the new character Derek from the Kingdom of Suburban Cleveland who’ll use his sword, Foekiller The Awesome, to kill the 5,000 wights, the Night King, and Cersei, and will end up on the Iron Throne, and will have a giant dick and that’ll show that prissy diva MacKenzie what…
I wrote my fanfic version, but only when it was complete did I realize that it was three novels about a mousy girl in a bad relationship with a bondage billionaire, and millions of aunts were masturbating to it.
4.) YAASSS QUEEN memes will flood the internets, therefore securing D&D legacy forever.
There was a facebook meme I saw yesterday. It said to the effect it was shitty because Dany’s experience showed you could never escape your parents, Jon’s nobility was just stupidity, Sansa became what she never wanted to be, Grey Worm became the ruthless killer the masters created, etc....
This is all just a marketing gimmick so they can bring back Pope Classic.