Young Lion Yells At Cloud.

And we now go live to the Sun Wukong Research Institute, where a spokesman is assuring the press that they are still years away from any practical applications of the technology:

I know an excellent reason why they do this...but to hear it, you’ll have to come back here at midnight a week from now. In the meantime, feel free to speculate wildly and stare at this countdown clock!

“If you fail, it will be a massacre Tuesday.”

“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? No, for real though - you’ve got those dead plastic eyes and your mouth is flapping around slightly out of sync with your dialogue...I genuinely can’t tell if you’re talkin’ to me.”

If Blumhouse just want to remake a bunch of ‘90s Jean Claude Van Damme action movies with Betty Gilpin in the lead role, I think I’d be down with that.

I’ll watch this, but only because it makes it incrementally more likely that AMC will pick up my TWD/Muppet Babies animated spinoff, The Toddling Dead.

Or the Great Capote-Off of ‘06.

This time, in a concession to 21st-century tastes, Maverick will woo his love interest in the bar with 50 Cent’s ‘Candy Shop’.

It looks like this is drawing some inspiration from the famous Eilean Mor lighthouse mystery of 1900. If so, it’s actually the second movie this year to do so, making creepy late-Victorian lighthouse stories officially the Mission to Mars/Red Planet, Armageddon/Deep Impact, Antz/A Bug’s Life studio phenomenon of 2019.…

Yes, Johnson has promised that Britain will leave the EU on 31 October. But he’s also fathered at least one love child during an affair, and a rumoured second. You obviously can’t trust him when he says he’ll pull out on time.

Looper Episode II: Attack of the Clone.

I predict that when a tearful Liv Tyler appears on a space video link, muscle memory will kick in and entire cinemas will burst into the chorus of ‘I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing’.

Executive producer: Werner Herzog.

BREAKING: Dwayne Johnson to star in new Werner Herzog production Grizzly Man 2: Man Bites Back. Herzog hypes the collaboration: “In all the faces of all the bears that Johnson ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only candy-ass fear.”

And now, an exclusive preview from the comic:

His body may have died in 2017, but his vindictive, childish, aggrieved-victim spirit lives on

SMH grandpa.

Only two seasons fighting the same boring enemies? The Walking Dead wants you to hold its beer.

Somewhere on Reddit right now a forum is rejoicing that the scourge of the SJW PC ASMR agenda will be banished from Star Wars, and hoping the next movies can have a real relatable hero like Jai Courtney or Sam Worthington.