When the Republican candidate for president tells you to check out sex tapes, it's practically a patriotic duty.

Make America 'Bate Again.

Pretentious? Moi?

Details of the incident are hazy right now, but Ryan Lochte has scheduled an interview with Billy Bush to explain everything.

WHERE ARE MY DRAGON (TATTOO SEQUEL)S?

Interwar British Prime Minister Stanley Baldwin has some thoughts on the rise of demagoguery, but journalists seem to have lost his number.

I like that Gary Johnson fella. Knowing the names of foreign countries is the start of a slippery slope to having a costly and illegal war with them. Johnson is the only man of conscience among the candidates who refuses to take even that dangerous first step.

If their father was alive today
(a veteran) He would threaten to turn this car right round if you brats don't stop arguing about politics, and then nobody will get ice cream. Is that what you want? Is it?

Hey, it's not poor Topher's fault that his parents shortened off the wrong bit of his name. I hear his brothers are called Hew, Athan and Ua.

And the first one helps you accumulate the second one, in a sort of virtuous circle.

Too Many Good Wives!!

Crow's New Hair is low-energy and doesn't have the AVC commenter 'look'. No stamina. Sad!

Teeth is already a thing, and one horror movie is quite enough on that topic thank you let's stop talking about it.

I see a weeping Pac-Man wearing a dead ghost as a hat.

I knew, I just KNEW this was where feminism was ultimately headed. Read Germaine Greer, people! It's all there!

Just this past week, some Tory backbenchers and rightwing papers were demanding that Syrian refugee children being resettled in the UK should have to submit to dental X-rays to confirm their ages.

“As for Brexit, the result was magnificent, but it is not accepted by the BBC or Sky News because they object to a public that cannot be hypnotised by BBC or Sky nonsense.”

Well, you have to admit that there are no more racists in America.

If you tried to get them to explain, I'm betting the word 'uppity' would feature somewhere.

I don't know if the lesson here is that reassuring. Anti-immigration rhetoric and fearmongering worked, at least in the short term. They'll always net you a certain amount of attention and a hardcore of followers, while we saw how easily the rest of the Republican party leadership shrugged off the horrific…