It's being marketed as a gritty reboot of The Art of War by Sun Tzu.

Well, there's a fetish I never knew I had. It's going to be a busy evening of online shopping!

It's like the Stars and Stripes, only somehow, indefinably greater.

Good luck, de Blasio. The "to benefit NYC kids" line never works for me when I'm trying to get people's phone numbers. Also, sometimes you get called hurtful names.

Le Secret Separated-At-Birth Siblings Dangereux

"Use the For-[Star Pizza], Luke."

Don't show your teeth too much, either. Men may feel threatened, and attempt to defend their territory.

Now begins the wait for the 2035 Special Edition! I can't wait to see all those likable characters and impressive setpieces obscured by CGI dewbacks.

"What's the deal with childbearing and cooking, am I right?"

That quote in full, from the article:

Damn it, Dik, that's how you attract [hobos.gif] to a neighbourhood.

Ba-da-BA-BA-baa…I'm miserable now.

To super-size, or not to super-size - that is the question.

Christopher Marlowe!

Definitely. The other big recent example I can think of is the start of Star Trekintodarkness.

Edward Sair really did kill your brain, didn't he?

Casting a non-white actor might also go some way to ending the colonial, paternalist vibe of a lot of Doctor Who stories. There was a good discussion of this in a retrospective a few years ago.

Punching the Unknown in its Stupid Face.

No Alien vs. Predator, no sale.

Meanwhile, Adrien Brody has been confirmed as Captain DC (or 'Dee-See' in his alien language). He convinced casting directors with a harrowing five-minute tearful breakdown.