Yeah, when she mentioned an abusive relationship a few years back, I think a lot of us figured it was Manson due to both the timeline and the age difference. Dita Von Teese divorced him and it was heavily implied she did so because he pursued Evan Rachel Wood while they were married, when Wood was 18.

“There were moments where I was like, ‘I thought you knew how to do this!’ … And he was like, ‘I didn’t say I knew how to do this. You said I knew how to do this!’”

My husband and I celebrated our first anniversary by waiting and hoping for me to fart... I was recovering from abdominal surgery after a ruptured ectopic pregnancy and one of the big signals that your body is recovering is your ability to fart. There was a round of applause from him when I did. 

If you are marrying someone and have not peed with door open in their presence you are not ready for marriage. Not. Even. Close.

When I was in college Kyra and Kevin did a tour with their son. They ate at the regular cafeteria with the rest of the students/parents. While eating lunch Kyra told my roommate she liked her boots and I’ve never wanted to switch shoes with anyone so fast once I heard that. I’m a 6 foot man, my roommate was a 5'3…

State-sanctioned murder, pure and simple. The death penalty is inexcusable in modern society in general, but especially when used on those who are mentally ill enough to fall into its purview.

As I watched the ‘rabble’ breaking into the capital I did think that it was mostly theatre, a bunch of white supremacist losers wearing militia type uniforms cosplaying confederate soldiers. As these new details emerge I realize how little I understood as to how this ‘rally’ fomented the rage of thousands of…

Reminder that it was just last month that Trump pardoned war criminals who were responsible for more murders than Montgomery. Anyone who thinks executing Montgomery (or anyone currently on death row) is really about justice doesn’t understand what true justice is.

Markwayne’s parents put the serial killer middle name in his first name. Prescient!

From the bad action, to the trolling, to the vague conspiratorial accusations, to the call for forgivness in 2021, this woman is literal a one woman metaphor for the GOP’s response to last week.

Some are going to have trouble getting to his events and getting home.

What struck me was her defense of being young and female and alone in NYC without the one thing that connected her to the outside world. Ok, things like that happen. What’s your plan? Start randomly accosting and attacking strangers because you assume they’ve stolen your phone, or do something logical, like retrace…

who she claims is just “very young” and “emotionally unwell”

Does it really matter if she is white? I think it’s the skin color of the other person, and the influence that has on the attacker’s decision to attack, that dictates whether it was racially motivated.

One thing to consider: The infosec damage here was total. Every piece of hardware in the Capitol building has to be assumed compromised, which means it has to be replaced. Not just computers - everything down to the network cables. That’s going to make legislating difficult over the next few months.

Any one of us could probably be “one of the most beautiful women in the world” if we had all the work done on us that she’s had.  I feel pretty confident about that.

Best of luck to the Kardashian-West clan, and I mean that sincerely. I grew up with a bipolar dad who I love very much but who was an incredibly volatile and frightening presence in my life for a good chunk of my childhood, so I have a ton of empathy for people navigating the mine field of how to treat their suffering…

That’s parenting (or grandparenting). 

Teaching her how to do something can simply mean, you know, just showing her how to use a can opener. It takes 10 seconds and is a great lesson. In fact, no joke, I remember when my own dad showed me how to open a can of diced tomatoes. Guess what, it worked, because afterwards I always could open cans and am now a…

The most delectable tidbit going around is that Alec Baldwin wanted to date Salma Hayek when she played his girlfriend on 30 Rock, she turned him down, and Hilaria somehow knew this so she faked the Spanish persona and had a restaurant owner friend arrange a “meet cute” at a restaurant Alec and Hilaria both frequented.