Really? No, Fairytale of New York? It was literally written by Shane MacGowan to prove to The Pogues producer, that you could write a depressing Christmas song.

I blame Russian figure skating children failing drug tests on Eteri, she is a child abuser.

What took them so long? This woman has been awful forever and this website gleefully takes down other women for far less offensive things than they gave Nicki a pass for. 

Give me a break.  Prior to one week ago, had this website ever censured Nicki Minaj? Even the announcement of her marriage to a known pedophile rapist was covered with “You know Nicki!, I guess she does what she likes!” insouciance.

I’m the opposite. Everything is awful and sometimes some low-stakes celebrity gossip can be a nice palate cleanser after reading about the new and exciting ways everything’s just burning down around us.

This is like the third article this week on the Mulaney/Munn thing that literally started with

I think I’m suffering pandemic/politics burnout or something. Where once I could find these celebrity antics amusing, they’re now tedious and exhausting. How I long for those carefree days of 2019!

I look forward to JLaw telling us what a chill, relatable mom she is and how motherhood is so relaxing so can we dial down the drama already just like she did when she was engaged.

For the love of all that is holy and all that is not can you PLEASE ignore those goddamn Duggars? They are famous because they fuck a lot and consider themselves godly despite enabling a known pedophile for years. They follow a seriously screwed up philosophy that makes women basically just baby machines with no voice…

I didn’t follow the Mulaney/wife guy relationship dynamic super closely outside of his standup and I’m not a celeb goss person in general. But my only prevailing thought is holy FUCK do I feel terrible for Mulaney’s ex wife. To have your famous husband who paraded your supposedly blissful (and childfree) marriage…

I feel like this being treated differently because we all generally like JM and think his work is good. Which, I agree with.

John Mulaney also traded quite a bit in his past comedy about how much he loves his wife, how perfect his wife was and how glad he was to have his wife.

What, no mention of the Verrückt water slide at Schlitterbahn Kansas City, which was built after the company somehow convinced the MO legislature to exempt it from any state inspections? It was so insane riders often went airborne. It operated for only two years before someone was killed, and in bit of irony, that…

I just need everyone to know that my brain processed this headline as “Elizabeth Smart Accuses Ex-Boyfriend Thanos of Abuse.”

It’s entirely possible the problem is that I am an old and I lived through this whole debacle in real time, but is anyone else...not at all excited about this? I bear no ill will toward Lewinsky—she seems funny!—and there’s no doubt she got treated like absolute garbage at the time. Hell, it might have even been a…

But here’s the thing! It’s clear in the hall of fame scenes that Dottie 1. Isn’t sure that Kit will even be there and 2. Clearly doesn’t talk to her often. I feel like if she loved Kit enough to go against her team and drop the ball for the winning run, she would have made damned sure they stayed close! Why were…

Why don’t you just believe that it wasn’t on purpose? Dottie gave no quarter when telling the pitcher to throw Kit the high ones, so she wouldn’t have purposely dropped the ball. Kit was such a little ball of anger that no one could have held onto the ball after that collision. See, it’s easy if you try. Now Dottie’s…

I’ll take the over.

Beyond the control freak aspect, I cannot fathom how someone can just steal their own daughter’s fortune (while destroying here life) and be so smug about it. If hell exists, I like to think there’s a special place there for people like Jamie Spears.