I don’t understand why people freak out every time we have a census. It happened in 2010, too! (Source: I worked as an enumerator that summer.)

Also, for what it’s worth, most of your information is in a government database. You’ve already been counted on at least one Census. Plus you have a social security number and pay federal taxes. That means the government knows how much money you make, which is WAY more information than “Did you live here on April 1,…

If you don’t fill it out at all, there’s an incorrect tally of people living in your Congressional district. If enough people don’t answer, your state will redraw the district lines and you’ll lose a representative in Congress.

Are polka dots ever really off-trend? I think of them as being pretty classic staples. (I also love polka dots.)

What bothers me so much is that all of this IS really relevant information. I think it’s incredibly useful to know how many people living here are citizens or not citizens. I want to know where people are from, and what languages they speak at home. If this were any other administration, I’d welcome more questions…

He DEFINITELY has hypertension. And tertiary syphilis.

Piscataway is in Middlesex County, which actually isn’t that far from NYC. If you don’t drive, though, it’s a bit of a hike to the stadium.

I hear way less about the Portland Thorns than I do about the New York Mets, even though the latter is an ever-crumbling mess.

Didn’t Bey say something about how you can work so hard and still come up short, like it was shocking? 

My brain totally scrambled this to be “can he be pardoned if the prez is convicted?”

I just want to chime in and say that all you need to fill out on the Census is the number of people living in your home on April 1, 2020. If you or anyone you know are worried about possibly being targeted by the federal government due to your sexuality, immigration status or anything else, please just fill in as much…

Family also didn’t give his mother a happy childhood. In fact, her unhappy child was directly caused by family wealth.

I think the Wikipedia article about the 1976 Olympic Decathlon is a constant back-and-forth of Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner winning the gold medal. Just because she is Caitlyn now doesn’t mean she didn’t exist as Bruce at the Olympics or when fathering children.

I know I got my autoimmune disorder from my father, so I’m not all-in on this bandwagon. 

I find it so ironic that they’re the most likely to violate the flag code by the clothes they wear!

Booker is nothing if not a great and charismatic speaker.

I don’t know if it’s a wealthy person thing. I think as people are moving further from their home and making friends who move further from THEIR homes, it’s common to have a weekend-long event to help justify someone taking the time to travel to your wedding. If you have a circle of friends or relatives that are more…

I’m so over Meryl Streep taking every part for middle-aged women. There’s no way she can belt like Beth Leavel can.

It’s kind of funny going to the dermatologist in Manhattan, because I see so many ads for cosmetic treatments. I just need the doctor to inject my psoriasis medication to keep it from coming back on my vulva, thanks.

I exist in the lonely vacuum of the internet.