I haven’t used Bumble BFF (and frankly have had no luck with Bumble OG), but I did use Vina and met a few nice lady friends there. It’s not a bad idea at all, but I have no follow-through.

1994 was a banner year.

You’re SO very right.

Yeah but she’s the one who screams “KEVIN!!!” It would be weird if he screamed his own name. 

Everyone involved in this administration can go straight to Hell. That’ll melt his waxy skin right off.

Shouldn’t it have Catherine O’Hara’s face, instead of Macaulay Culkin’s?

Maybe it’s because my parents always made the point to tell us to separate the artist from the art, and not to lionise or make celebrities into heroes because they’re fallible and human like all of us. And for that I’m grateful because I just do not have that same expectation of celebrities that a lot of people seem…

No, you’re right. It was the older one that they were caught cheating for.

I think you’re totally right.

My roommate and I could NOT believe she chose Brooke as her opponent. It was like she had already resigned to lose.

I agree that, perhaps, she should have asked for clarity if she wasn’t 100% sure, or if she thought she misunderstood the concept.

Canada Dry til the day I die. 

I am absolutely not ruling it out. 

Well to be fair, the cheating scandal was to get their daughter into college, not out of high school. Right? 

Well they screwed over Delta for ending the NRA member discount, so...

It makes me realize how remarkable it was that my maternal grandfather was SUCH an active parent (he loved little babies most of all) in the 1950s. I mean, I guess if he was going to father four children in ~5 years, he better be involved in SOME way. 

Don’t your parents also have a scam of making you and your brother and sister work in their burger joint?

I find all of the puppets on Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood to be a bit demonic, tbh.

Anyone who is buying any sort of swim gear should really look on SwimOutlet.com, which has a huge selection and actual decent prices.

I just went to the doctor for my annual physical and, because I live in Brooklyn in a neighborhood that’s very close to one of the centers of the measles outbreak, I asked what I should do about the measles. She said that they could test for immunity with my regular bloodwork and, if necessary, could give me a booster…