But anyway this story was bananas. How does the school have no control over an adult who is not enrolled in the college living on campus????

I don’t generally wear heels because I find them uncomfortable. I live in NYC, walk and stand on the subway and don’t generally want to either wear flats and change or keep shoes in my office. (I do carry a change of shoes with me if it’s raining or snowing and I’m wearing appropriate weather shoes.)

1) Yes. As someone approaching 33 with no romantic history, I’d love to know that it’s okay.

I wish I had my friend document my first time eating chapulines on Friday. That would’ve been my best ‘gram ever. 

Did she beat it up? I can’t remember if she did. 

Didn’t Diana also have extra-marital affairs?

Dany has been squawking about the throne since day one, and she deserves it after the sucker punch of learning that she’s been fucking her nephew who is technically the one who “belongs” in the seat, thanks to the arcane laws of Westeros.

“It is an absurd take to think that only musicians can critique music.”

Owen Wilson needs to do more movies with Jackie Chan. 

I mean, I’m a little outraged on behalf of MY divorced dad, who is amazing. 

“I think it’s fine for Kardashian West to study the law or not—I’m just tired of celebrities asking people to forget they’re rich and have a gazillion nannies and personal chefs and assistants to make their lives easier”

Was she date-raped? I thought they had consensual sex when they were freshman, probably because Kat was feeling upset and vulnerable after her mother left, but then she didn’t want to again. 

It’s really amazing how few TRUE clunkers there are in the original Twilight Zone series, though. Even the lesser ones, some of my favorites being “A Most Unusual Camera” and “Mr. Garrity and the Graves,” have SOMETHING going for them. (In the former it’s that every asshole gets what’s coming to them, and in the…

But North Bergen is in Hudson County and is decidedly not.

Yes! Lady Bird is likely a reason our planet didn’t turn into a giant flaming mess sooner  

Lady Bird Johnson is the obvious exception to this. 

I only hear most contemporary music in stores (and often the grocery store), so I don’t think it’s that weird. 

His theater work disproves the idea that he’s not a good actor. His acting and vocal prowess in Little Shop of Horrors were fantastic (especially if you go back to Lee Wilkoff’s original Seymour, which was way more of a rock singing role than Rick Moranis’ in the film). But his performance in Sunday in the Park with…

I went there specifically to see the untanned feet and it was worse than I imagined.

She delivers an amazing performance as Emma Thompson.