The dead woman says “too soon.”

Good joke, but again, he majored in Crim in college.

That troll led with half a cherry-picked quote from the Washington Examiner. Kinda shoots a big old hole in his credibility even if he hadn’t omitted every single white leader who’d said worse (which he also did).

So my ideal counter protest is standing alongside the anti-choicers with a sign that says “I NEED A HOBBY”. The thing is, I actually have hobbies and better ways to spend my weekends.... like volunteering for the damn PP!

And don’t forget that their kids can’t have a pet because that might make them slightly happy and poor people aren’t allowed any level of happiness in their lives. Just like if you’re living paycheck to paycheck you aren’t allowed to take your kid to a movie either because that money could have been saved for a rainy…

Ahhh Mississippi, never passing up a chance to remind us how awful you are.

You literally could have used “Mississippi town has no Pride” and you didn’t. YOU DIDN’T!!!

“Sin City”. Oh good lord. So dramatic and ridiculous. Religious zealots seriously scare me. Mississippi is missing out on a good time.

Came for Milgram reference. Was not disappointed.

Schrodinger’s Cat would be better as a sadistic version of Let’s Make a Deal.

My wife was actually getting angry at me about this last night. I was all “they’re fucking.” And she was all “Who cares, watch the program. It’s not always about sex.” And I was like, “she literally sat on his face.”

Every time she waves at somebody it’s Virtue signaling.

Like my new reality series in which people are put into a prison, and half are inmates and half are guards, and they’re given permission to, you know, do whatever.

What do they win, except PTSD?

Specifically, if they aren’t together, who in their right minds would attempt to date one of these two while they are still skating together? I would like to think that I am pretty trusting, but I can’t imagine being secure enough to date someone who basically has sex on international TV with another dude or lady…

You rang?

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

I feel as though perhaps that’s an understatement.