What I took from this is that Maddie Rooney hates freedom.

I don’t even like the NBA but I’m enthralled by this story. I don’t understand how someone can be drafted first overall and then be unable to play the game at all professionally, even when healthy.

“Stress about this a lot. Remember, your entire future literal hangs on your ability to make these shots. You could very well end up homeless if you don’t get this right. There is a lot of pressure here....A LOT.”

Just in case Fultz finds himself open in the corner and the pass comes his way but suddenly the ball is the size of a grapefruit for some reason?

“Just act completely unnatural. Try to not relax and really force this. Also, when moving heavy objects, lift entirely with your back.”

“Let’s have you think about your shot as much as possible, Markelle.” - Sixers coaching staff

This is a terrible take.

Yes, an image of an understanding person

Headline should read, “Local Branch of Global Pedophile Ring Expels Member for Loving Marital Relationship With Adult.”

I know a guy who took his mom to watch the first movie, apparently he takes his mom to watch romantic movies and he thought 50 shades was a regular “chick flick”.

This is everything I love about Jezebel.

Correction, and I hate that I know this much to point out the correction: they have sex in a field or something, that of course THEY OWN, and afterwards he feels her belly and the baby kicking, and he’s like, ooh! she likes sex already.

In the book during a BDSM scene while she’s pregnant she says something like I think the baby likes it. Yep.

This reaction is everything we could have hoped for.

This is one of the strangest things I can remember. Like he isn’t even hurt anymore right? “Our number 1 draft pick is so bad we can’t even dress him”

Bryan Colangelo says Markelle Fultz’s current range is “within the paint” .

Then maybe don’t read Deadspin for the next few weeks? Or I guess the millions of Americans interested in the Olympics could stop reading about them online to appease your disinterest.

Eh, I think that take is fine, actually. The thing I keep coming back to is, Kyrie’s trade request had gone public, the sort of thing that usually gets portrayed as harming a team’s leverage in trade negotiations. As far as anybody knew at the time, the Cavs turned that situation into adding one of the league’s…

Could be, but New Orleans is a very dangerous city and always has been.

It’s take a “tack” not “tact.” (Not trying to be a dick—I used to edit publications. I only correct grammar when it’s a legitimate publication like this where the writer might want to correct it.)