in soviet russia, hot female pole-vaulter sticks it to you!

what's that big red button do? hmmmmmmmm

this is like a chain, only as strong as the weakest link. that means the stupidest engr on the job is the one with the worst job. imagine if this thing fails, and when they find out why/how it failed, i'd hate to be THAT guy responsible.... :(

I augeree.

portrait is also good for reading books, webpages, etc.

hmmmm i didn't know this.... will have to try it out.

i have mixed feeling about the headphone jack location. when at work at my desk, i prop up my phone. i won't be able to do this anymore with the new iphone without some type of stand, which will probably make it more unstable. i also put my phone in various pockets (front shirt or pants side) and the headphone…

just wait till your bio neural gel packs get a virus though...

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you must be in cali. they don't have ratings like that everywhere.

it was in the Palm of their hands...

i have a few printed out beforehand and in my glovebox.

i see you already forgot about 9/11...

or Craigspist.

Sounds like he has a super power.

I used to hide and "hold back" my super loud sneezes, due to school. Last year I got a sore throat and it would hurt badly to hold it in like that. so I started sneezing loudly again. No more looking back. Mostly cause I dont care what others think anymore. Lol.

May the farce be with you.

he also has gills and webbed appendages and uses a radical double-hulled catamaran.

oh noes. space overlords. don't piss off the cousins.

sweet jesus! (walking on water, get it?)