wtf. awesome. weird. mr garrison.

if it has sideways velocity, it could be "bouncing along". i think up stairs is plausible. maybe not bounced off the stairs, but a 2 story high bounce is reasonable.

they do this for a living. they're definately pro's at it... ;-D

wtf. that looks alot like a giant pillbug/potatobug

engorgio?

is The Spleen your cousin?

typos a plenty on gizmodo. in the title is pretty bad though.

it's green. someone's been watching too much matrix.

nice.

i'm having sex daily with < insert hot famous girl name here >

you know nerd pressures are the worst kind. bat shit crazy. and awesome.

sarlaac orgasm. it digests for 1000 years, but orgasms for eternity.

he's definitely in the 99%.

i'm not seeing whatever it is...

tape them together, and you've got 18D right there!

i got it on recommendation of Cooks Illustrated... :-/

the whole picture has so much 'shop my eyes hurt at all the foods. :(

you got 30 days to try and return if you don't like it. put it thru the paces man!

you win the internets today!

they are doing the "it's cool to walk away and keep your back to the action" thing like they do in the hollywood filmszzzz.