wtf. awesome. weird. mr garrison.

if it has sideways velocity, it could be "bouncing along". i think up stairs is plausible. maybe not bounced off the stairs, but a 2 story high bounce is reasonable.

they do this for a living. they're definately pro's at it... ;-D

wtf. that looks alot like a giant pillbug/potatobug

engorgio?

is The Spleen your cousin?

typos a plenty on gizmodo. in the title is pretty bad though.

it's green. someone's been watching too much matrix.

nice.

i'm having sex daily with < insert hot famous girl name here >

you know nerd pressures are the worst kind. bat shit crazy. and awesome.

sarlaac orgasm. it digests for 1000 years, but orgasms for eternity.

he's definitely in the 99%.

i'm not seeing whatever it is...

tape them together, and you've got 18D right there!

i got it on recommendation of Cooks Illustrated... :-/

the whole picture has so much 'shop my eyes hurt at all the foods. :(

you got 30 days to try and return if you don't like it. put it thru the paces man!

you win the internets today!

i think you underestimate the powers of teh lawyers.