Finally, there's a SILENT killer of children. Usually it's such a noisy process...

They should make them do things that people have to do on other reality shows. I'd totally watch Peyton Manning eat a plate full of bugs while Calvin Johnson cooks bread pudding and JJ Watt tires to prove he's smarter than a 5th grader.

I liked Drew's idea a while back... have the game scored via fantasy points instead of regular points. See how it affects play calling, strategy, etc. since the score is meaningless anyway, and I'll bet just for the novelty of it it'd be the highest rated pro bowl ever.

clearly, Bush should have considered raping some kids in an effort to reduce USC's punishment.

Hot water bath FTW. I use my defrosting bowl more than dang near anything in my kitchen.

In this hypothetical situation, he would totally try to check in the game for his quarterback.

Most perplexingly, Concha mentions the Greek columns present on Obama's victory stage on election night 2008, which I genuinely did not realize anyone had a problem with.

I can see it but I doubt Chicago would give him both jobs.

FANCY