I keep putting it on my calendar, but no one else ever shows up.

Ellie, how do you type with such short fingers?

he was spending $2,700 annually on ice cream.

Completely agree. Unfortunately, for people like me who waited too late, back-strengthening exercises can be used only sparingly. You first need to work on stretching the muscles and aligning the spine, along with building up your core muscles (it’s surprising how much of a load that takes off your back).

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

Bullshit.

If Jesus came back, the “Christians” today would accuse him of blasphemy and burn him at the stake.

Maybe Luke 10:25-37 don’t exist in their bibles?

I hate to break it to you:

I normally enjoy reading Angry Asian Man, but I don't feel like he understood who the butt of the joke of that poem is supposed to be. When I first read that poem I was 95% certain it was mocking the practice of white urbanites/hipster/foodie types Columbusing ethnic cuisines to feel culturally superior. I feel like…

In tests like these, I’ve always wondered if the alcohol in the first drink can significantly affect one’s taste buds when they then take the second drink. So I wonder if you and Madeleine had drank the control last if it would have affected your perceptions of the hacked vs. control.

While everyone else is arguing over intent, let me propose this: