That was an utterly worthless video. What was the point?

Maybe a big bill like that will convince her to slow down.

I had to google just who the fuck Dominic Toretto was. I guess I missed out on that franchise.

Seriously. If you fancy yourself an “automotive writer” (even if only for a semi-serious, tongue-in-cheek website) then some level of familiarity with quirky automotive icons has to be expected. The Dymaxion Car, the Stout Scarab, the Anatarctic Snow Cruiser, or the AMC Gremlin Levi Edition, for example. I’m not…

Why is this person even writing for this blog? Seems more anti-Jalopnik considering this comment and their hate for the Metropolitan.

Seeing the editorial note “What in the name of ever-loving fuck is this thing?” on the Dymaxion car really sums up how far Jalopnik has fallen.

It’s definitely a shipping container - and they’re typically designed to be partially buried so you end up with something that looks like any other in-ground pool.

I’m as critical of Tesla as they come, but this is silly.

Is there really a Trax defender? The Trailblazer is pretty much the same in everyway just not as boring looking.

Ain’t you profound? Give yourself a cookie. There’s a difference between “hard to work on” and unnecessarily fragile and complex, dumbfuck.

Counterpoint: daring design = good

I grew up on a farm. Horseshit is nothing. It’s fine. Cowshit on the other hand is horrifying when it’s fresh. 

All chaps are assless, that’s why they aren’t called pants.

I sprayed this on my Cessna and it disappeared.

You’re damn right I was changing that color. Light blue is for fairies and pansies and CNN reporters. My priorities were, change that damn blue, incite a riot at the Capitol and, some other things I can’t recall.

like everything else that criminal touches, it turns into a f’ing disaster

Trump’s Air Force One Paint Job Likely to Be Scraped For Making the Planes Too Hot

The original livery is iconic and should not be messed with.

Yeah fuck all the other passengers, that'll show the airline! 

Not sure why you think your problem gets to create a problem for everyone else on the plan by using up the overhead storage space.  If you bring two items, one is supposed to go by your feet and the other can go in overhead.  And when you scanned at the gate they should have forced you to consolidate your coat into…