I don’t get it, what’s the thing that’s crazier than the wreck? Is this one of those “comment when you see it” deals where it turns out there was a cat in the library the whole time?

Lovely. If Nissan doesn’t do this, I hope the aftermarket does.

I very much want to pay for a Defector Jalopnik.

Other than the writing, the best thing about Jalopnik was the clean simple design that let me just scroll through and read what was next.

I can’t even tell when Tesla stans are real or when they’re sarcastic anymore.

100% there with you. Porsche has been selling the same car since 1964. Mazda’s been selling Miatas for 30 years.

I don’t care if it takes until 2022, or if they haven’t redesigned the platform from the ground up. As long as it’s a light two-seater that looks more like an S30 than a Z34, I’ll be at the dealer with my money.

It literally just looks like any old SUV, but with a bad interior that collects fingerprints and makes you take your attention away from the road.

Greater Los Angeles area: 33,954 sq mi

Fixed it

It’s nice to see the Oldsmobile designers found new work

I really want to know the meaning of HUMSTER3D

Anyone have a link to a video that doesn’t require you to register, give them your email, go find a link to confirm your email, let them put you in their database, then come back to the site and log in just to watch one short clip?

It always makes me a little sad when automakers show their once-great models in an ad that’s eventually going to lead to their current, bland, undesirable ones.

If Tesla had the chops to make an interior as good as a Lagonda, I’d change my tune about them 180°.

That particular Lagonda interior will forever be my perfect ideal of what a car interior should be.

This belongs in the pantheon of heroes with Citroën.

One of its best features didn’t make it into the article: tandem seating!

My neighbor parks a 4th generation Jetta on the street where I can see it every morning. It’s the energy vampire of cars. I lose a little of my will to live every time it’s in view.

First time at Torchlopnik, I see?