It’s waaaay over-styled. The massive pig grille is bad, for sure, but the rest of the body doesn’t do it any favors, either. Unnecessary creases, lines, bulges, and trim everywhere. They’ve given it so much attempted “character” flair that it feels like a Hyundai in a body kit.

I’ve never wanted a car to exist as much as I do this, right now.

This is easily my favorite thing ever to happen on Jalopnik. More exciting than the C8 reveal. I’m gonna sit here and hit refresh for the next 24-72 hours waiting for more articles. That’s how I’m spending my time these next few days. Pajama pants, bags of Doritos, and hitting refresh.

I see what you’re saying. Not a bad thing at all, they’ve got the most beautiful design language in Japanese cars right now, IMO.

That’s the old (current) 370Z.

Yup. Can’t get a ton out of the video, but what you can get with a little level tweaking is very pretty indeed.

The 370Z’s looks are also an issue. It looks like a thumb.

Next can we talk about its stablemate, the GB Special Fly?

A series of Camrys doesn’t mean you were in the market for a Supra.

Your truck is too big.

The loudest complaining always comes from the people who were never going to buy in the first place.

“The suspension tuning is poor, the steering is numb, you can’t drive with the windows down”

When was the last time a car had T-tops?

I would have cared about this once, when I thought there was still some possibility that not every new car would look like a cheap Chinese electronics store. But now that we’re seeing that none of them give the slightest shit about driver enjoyment or usability, fuck it.

Go on, try and come up with a way where using “Yoko” as a pejorative isn’t a slam on Yoko.

The Mazda5 was on my list when I went looking for a minivan. I got a better price on a Quest, but really liked the Mazda5 that I drove. Such a perfect size if you want sliding doors and a third row in a small package. And it was a manual!

The person I replied to who said

All I can think when I see photos of her is “she must smell pretty bad all the time.”

1. You don’t know shit about Yoko Ono, she’s an immensely important artist in her own right. Lazy reporting and casual racism are a hell of a drug.

I just bought a car a couple weeks ago, and sat there while the dot matrix printer chugged out page after page of documents…