Tom was close, but he chose the wrong Mazda.

Anything but four cylinders in my favorite rad econobox would feel wrong.

So, this is not how the Toyota RV-2 was meant to work, but it would be perfect for a car/wagon form factor like that.

I just bought a Nissan Quest from a smaller used car dealer—they wouldn’t negotiate at all on the price. To be fair, the advertised price was already a little below market, so I was fine with it.

Paired with a mask underneath, it’s a great shield against droplets.

I remember these guys. Zap Electric operated out of Marin county, just north of San Francisco. They were basically an importer with big dreams. They always had plans to manufacture their own electric car just around the corner, but what really happened was an endless series of money-raising rounds, one burned investor…

I’m disappointed that only one person got the original reference.

*Watches crash test video*

Welcome to Jalopnik. You probably got lost on the way to the Honda Pilot Facebook group. We like the Fit here. Grab a donut and relax, the tour starts at 3pm.

Someone brought 2CV and DS cookies to our last Citröen club meetup, they must have used these cookie cutters! I just assumed they’d shaped each one by hand.

If an $80k mid-engine sports car with 600 horsepower hitting the quarter mile in 11 seconds and going 0-60 is underwhelming to you, I suggest you actually drive real cars instead of playing top trumps.

Not gonna lie, I’m about to go looking for a place to buy that brand new Bajaj tuk tuk.

Disinfectant spray is pretty much sold out everywhere, but I discovered that Mold Armor actually lists coronavirus as one of the things it can kill.

Anything I’ve purchased, as well as my keys and even my sunglasses if I think I might have touched them to something, gets sprayed with disinfectant, and left to dry for 10 minutes.

Yup. Someone said “just act like the world is covered in glitter and you don’t want any glitter getting into you.”

My car stays clean normally, but also, when I go on a supply run, the bags go in the trunk, not the interior. I wear nitrile gloves when shopping, and take them off and toss them in a ziploc (to throw out later) before getting into the car.

The rear now looks so good that we’re finally able to see the truth, it was there to distract from the awkward, ugly lines of the rest of the car.

I never thought I’d see the day that “Porsche Macan” was the reasonable and sensible answer, but we are living in Interesting Times Indeed.

You’re right! I also did not expect the takings clause of the fifth amendment to show up this year, either.

I have to admit, I wasn’t expecting to be thinking about how grateful we should be for the Third amendment to the US Constitution in 2020…