*Watches crash test video*

Welcome to Jalopnik. You probably got lost on the way to the Honda Pilot Facebook group. We like the Fit here. Grab a donut and relax, the tour starts at 3pm.

Someone brought 2CV and DS cookies to our last Citröen club meetup, they must have used these cookie cutters! I just assumed they’d shaped each one by hand.

If an $80k mid-engine sports car with 600 horsepower hitting the quarter mile in 11 seconds and going 0-60 is underwhelming to you, I suggest you actually drive real cars instead of playing top trumps.

Not gonna lie, I’m about to go looking for a place to buy that brand new Bajaj tuk tuk.

Disinfectant spray is pretty much sold out everywhere, but I discovered that Mold Armor actually lists coronavirus as one of the things it can kill.

Anything I’ve purchased, as well as my keys and even my sunglasses if I think I might have touched them to something, gets sprayed with disinfectant, and left to dry for 10 minutes.

Yup. Someone said “just act like the world is covered in glitter and you don’t want any glitter getting into you.”

My car stays clean normally, but also, when I go on a supply run, the bags go in the trunk, not the interior. I wear nitrile gloves when shopping, and take them off and toss them in a ziploc (to throw out later) before getting into the car.

The rear now looks so good that we’re finally able to see the truth, it was there to distract from the awkward, ugly lines of the rest of the car.

I never thought I’d see the day that “Porsche Macan” was the reasonable and sensible answer, but we are living in Interesting Times Indeed.

You’re right! I also did not expect the takings clause of the fifth amendment to show up this year, either.

I have to admit, I wasn’t expecting to be thinking about how grateful we should be for the Third amendment to the US Constitution in 2020…

If you want to trade disk files, I have the “Chevy Tech” disk from 1985 as well.

I have the Chevy Tech floppy for my Apple II from 1985.

They actually do have combined shipping and discounts for bulk…

And a light bar!

I am severely interested in this other vehicle that they offer:

I live in Berkeley, where I could drive this around without getting a second glance from anyone.

I need to find one of these around here, I could use a little sledgehammerin’ these days