s’ok guys! this reboot turns out to be a false rumor: http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Labyrinth-…

I loved that movie except for anytime Tori Spelling opened her mouth

I see your point but it is the sad reality that an all-female action comedy is a rare enough bird to feel the need to point and exclaim. Someone on Twitter shared how their little daughter saw the above pic and gasped in delighted wonder: “They’re all girls!” I feel that way too, kinda want to celebrate it a little.

I was in the Canadian Navy for three years after high school. After my first year of training I was due to be posted to a big ship. The thought of being trapped at sea with that many men was a terrifying thought given how much sexual harassment I’d endured already. So I switched to officer training in the hopes that…

Cats now have opposable thumbs. Fuck...

Errhm, no, not a "classic racist" but mosdef a "classic rapist"!

Holy cinderellas, a pair of these shoes costs A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS. For real!!! http://www.borgezie.com/stiletto/11/75…

Yuh-hum!

The bigger the gun, the smaller the peen.

Re. the update statement: That timeline is rather fishy – they received an online application more than an hour after Torres' voicemail (at 6:03 pm) and then they organized a meet-and-greet that was carried out in the 50 minutes before Torres submitted hers? Why were they doing other "open for business" activities…

Hello Clean Person. I am in awe of you… I wish I could be a Clean Person but I am a lazy pig who lives in squalor. Except the bathtub. No matter how exhausted I am, I will always scrub it down with a magic eraser (melamine foam how I love thee) before having a bath. My question is psychological, an aspect of Clean…

Hey, I know! We should make this a Kickstarter project so we readers can add even more money to the pot, pump up the volume on this megaphone. It's just too important an inquisition to risk failure. Crackstarter 2: Electric Retouched Boogaloo! And then if no one comes forward with the video of Anna Wintour smoking…

There are some holes in this story ;P

New pubic hair trend alert! What do we call this style? Ring Around the Rosie?

Note that this snowoman has also exposed us to a new pubic hair trend… What do we call this? Ring Around the Rosie?

Well the movie is now Actually entertaining with this EPIC Lindy takedown as a commentary track. She should do commentary tracks for real, Actually.

Talk of pretend-parenting always makes me think of the Degrassi episode where Spike had to carry around an egg.

I think we're misreading this. He surely meant to let Ur-Man drive. Ur-Man is a Mesopotamian vampire, the best driver-for-hire Lyft et al. has on roster. Ur-Woman was better but she got tired of the drunks and the bullshit. Anyway Ur-Man is defo the next best thing, he's been driving for nearly 5000 years now in one…

This creeped me out because it's not a random costume, no, not at all. It sends the message that "unconditional" love = submissive, existing to please and serve. Reinforcing not just that stereotype of geishas/Japanese women but also all those tropes about ladies in love. Ugh…

I did not know what a macklemore was until last night. (Yes I've been hiding under a rock for most of the past year … One called Europe.) But I said Brava! when I discovered it spoke out against racial profiling. Had my first encounter been with its rapping, I might have not been as enthused, but not offended. And…