I give it about 48 minutes before Fox News loudly proclaims “THIS is the kind of books our kids SHOULD be reading! Christmas! Thanksgiving! A non-melting north pole!”

This reminds me of the time I hosted a chess tourney at my house during the Christmas holiday. Lots of folks showed up but they just stood around near the front door talking about how great they were at the game.

A normal person: “wow how unsportsmanlike!”

Gravitational constant not included, but implied.

One thing I like to do with these movies is to think about what happens to theses characters after the movie ends. For Pete, he became the regional manager of 12 Piggly Wiggly stores in central Mississippi. He interviewed with corporate a couple of times, but never got promoted. Rosalee is still married to Pete with…

i was in high school when the first ice age came out and my girlfriend and i saw it on a date. it was fine, but it gave me one of my all-time favorite movie memories: 

“Whew! That was close!”

died in a double decker bus crash

I hope next week’s episode of Boba Fett is actually just a new episode of Fringe.

So apparently the secret to making a good episode of a television show is to make it an episode of a different television show.

I can’t help to think now that what would be fun for a season or two is have the doctor “split” into two new doctors during a regeneration, with the show ping ponging back and forth between two separate adventures and companions, with occasional crossovers and companion swapping...but the rule would be something like…

Now, if it turned out that Patrick Troughton was going to be the 14th Doctor, my interested would definitely be piqued.

That’s not how trauma works. Picard was only Locutus for six days, but in those six days he was forced to repeatedly betray the Federation, had his knowledge and experience used to slaughter 11,000 Starfleet personnel and civilians (including children) at Wolf 359 and came within a hair’s breadth of destroying Earth.

The comments section made a good point, if this film really wanted to win awards they should’ve just had the entire film be Pierce’s Daughter Fucks Fan Bingbing for 59 minutes. It’d win Oscars because it’ll remind them of A Shape Of Water and if an East Asian Woman does lesbian porn then it’d win BAFTAS (See The…

No. Garth Marenghi’s Dark Place is currently on Amazon Prime. Go watch that instead. 

Don’t laugh at me, but this show is introducing me to the playlist i never knew i needed. All bangers, all the time.

Some friends of mine run a theatre company, and when they won the Sydney Fringe Festival, Blanchett invited the entire cast and crew to dinner at her place - which amounted to a group of twelve people. From what they told me, she's a lovely, smart, and incredibly funny person - so no worries. There's still hope. 

If Cate Blanchett turns out to be bad, then that will be the end of civilization.

Speaking of Parler, do you think it ever occurs to the moonbats that if there really was a Deep State out to get them, the easiest way to identify and round them up is if they got them to all use a specific social media platform that requires a copy of your government ID to be a member of..?