Its also weird how many joke-y articles about this fucker there are that fail to mention that he participated in filming child pornography and once physically assaulted a teenager, and that for some reason a judge was like “well, you did produce and distribute child pornography, but you just need to be set on the…

Nice try Jake, but you’re not getting my AI glasses.

Does it really take 27 hours to watch 3 movies?

I don’t like a Star Wars marathon. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it goes nowhere.

I know I’m probably alone in this, but I didn’t much like Jared Leto’s take on the Joker.

As strange as it seems, Joaquin is actually 3 years younger than Jared.

As far as the important questions go, was Arthur Fleck sexy? No, but compared to Leto’s Joker, one could certainly argue that he was “sexier.”

I hope I never have to type that sentence again.

And he’d have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for...himself, I guess.

Considering the actors in the old Godzilla movies frequently passed out in their costumes, sometimes while shooting waist-deep in water and barely avoiding drowning, it seems that at least *some* progress has been made.

“Goddamn it honey, did you borrow money from Shaggy AGAIN?”

Catman Scrothers was great in The Shining.

Always makes me think of that Seinfeld episode.

could be worse. I was in my parents’ house, complaining to a close friend about my (then) recent ex-fiancee. Eventually, got to “what did I even see in her,” and I swear to you at that moment I turned at saw my parents’ framed wedding photo, showing what may as well have been my dad and my ex. It was a…

It sounds to me like he decided to stop doing his job, and people got mad he stopped doing his job, so he got fired so there’d be no more ambiguity over whether or not he has a job to begin with. Clear cut enough. 

So the problem is he wasn’t around enough...but there’s been multiple complaints levied against him personally? Yeah this seems a touch disingenuous.

Minogue or GTFO

What if they make a Titanic series with Jeremy Sisto and instead of the redhead woman surviving he is the survivor and she dies because the diamond was so heavy?

So, if she becomes the new Neo, then she is Neo Neo, and Reeves is Paleo Neo?

No shit?!? I once had a long distance relationship after I got someone else’s telegram while on a I was changing trains. The telegraph operator keyed it in wrong in Virgina as I was heading out to the Spanish controlled California territories and just as I got over the Mississippi there was a message for Miss.…