I see you’re returning to your Onion roots by even reminding people that Terminator Genisys exists let alone suggest they watch it. Now where’s the real list please?

The even bigger problem was that it was a very bad film that was very miscast.

All You Need Is Kill was the title of the film in Japan, at least.

If it’s any consolation, no one’s quite worked out the lyrics to this one let alone who the artists are.

They were certainly mad at Ser Barristan Selmy.

He’s named after Bran the Builder. What does Westeros need after this zombie apocalypse and deadly civil war? REBUILDING.

Even the cast of Alien knew what was coming, they just didn’t realise it would play out quite as intensely.

The hilarious (well one of the hilarious) things about the age of consent scene is that it’s not even correct thanks to the conflicting Texas Penal Code 43.25 (which I knew about before this video because ... reasons).

I’m an Australian but when I heard this news, I thought about it and I buy an average of zero US films/TV a year for about the last decade and I mainly bought South Korean films direct from that country back when I did anyway.

As an Australian, I have to say harsh but fair.

If the basis of knowing what he actually meant is based either on prior knowledge through being a friend or acquaintance of his or clarifying statements are needed, then you done fucked up. Actors of all people should know how optics and first impressions work.

I’m just going to quote what is likely the first of many times here Barry Bostwick as Thodin from the first episode of the utterly batshit German/Canadian co-production Lexx (I Worship His Shadow).

Actually, I’m surprised Michael Bay didn’t nix the plot on the grounds that hey, my last film had Earth revealed as Unicron while now you’re having Unicron threatening Earth and that’s breaking continuity so ... I’m sorry, I can’t finish that with a straight face the thought of Michael Bay caring about continuity,…

Michael Bay has the is it Miami Police Department (I’m not sure and don’t care to look it up) invade Cuba.

My favourite ever film that I have seen many, many time since 1986 and yet how did I not know this?

Seriously? That was the plot of an episode of Night Court!

It's a cycle as old as time!

Could the North Carolina Democratic Party have not selected literally any other person? That might have avoided this fiasco.

I’ve already written my own ending in my head. It’s where like at the end of Matrix Reloaded where Neo gets the key to the door that leads to the source to meet the Architect, Deadpool unlocks the door that leads to the Marvel boardroom where Kevin Feige is presenting in front of a group of executives. He points his…

These guys on security detail were just doing their job!