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also:

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

As an Olympic swimmer, Lochte has called the experience, “The second most painful Brazilian of my life,”

I know two very sweet and caring people who became nurses, and I’m absolutely terrified for ANY of their patients. I do not know how they made it through school and passed their licensing but I am shocked that they did...I hate saying this because I care very much for both of them but they are not people who should be

No, it is absolutely not normal, hence the $16 million verdict. That shit is definitely malpractice.

Yes, I am amazed by how quickly it went from FWB for 10 years (allegedly) to her “lover, friend and dinner date” who she now apparently pines for. I also don’t believe a damn word out of Sonja’s mouth. This is the same woman who “partied with Madonna and John John Kennedy ALL THE TIME!” and has a Nigerian soccer team

No prob, Bob. I like to imagine it making a little *pop* sound when it happens.

Because as the occupant of a human body, I evolved to eat meat.

I finally watched the video, and I’m crying. Just an innocent creature who did nothing but entertain people. Totally harmless. I can’t stand how hateful and petty humans are. Senseless!

You mad at all omni/carnivores? If not, shove off, hypocrite.

The difference is the chicken died for a good reason, not a senseless act of violence.

I’ve loved flamingos since I was a pup. That some (pardon me) fucking bastard would kill such a lovely bird just breaks my heart.

I read on another website that he was there with his mother and two children. When he picked up the bird, his mother yelled at him to put the bird down. So it sounds like it was just a case of a grown-ass man having a tantrum because someone told him what to do.

Oh fuck off.

RIP Pinky

just leaving this with everyone on this thread:

Sociopathy. The general desire to control others. That this worm assaulted a senior citizen suggests he targets anyone or anything he thinks he's strong enough to easily dominate. He killed the bird because he could.

Based on crazy violent people’s myriad motivations, it’s hard to say. But on the off chance I get it right I’m gonna guess his sons liked her and he was worried she was turning them gay (because she’s pink).

Well, I was already crying at work for other reasons so, I’m done for the day.

You have won the Internet’s George Costanza “Leave on a High Note” joke of the day.