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The best part is it was filmed on Christmas Day.

I loved it. Did you catch Mara Wilson as the waitress? She played the little girl in Mrs. Doubtfire.

Paul Downs is a dreamboat, and I will watch the ever living fuck out of this.

It makes a lot more sense, right? You can see how it's edited so he never looks like the joke that he is.

Look into Groupon packages. It will save you lots of money.

Every time I read the title, I think of Kirk Steele's porno on Broad City. SOMEBODY STOP ME!

Amen, sister. That's how I feel too.

She brings so little to the table that she had to get breasts just to have something to bring to the table.

Whitney is an insufferable creep, but they never make fun of him, because he's the executive producer.

For being the worst.

Alexis

Laser hair removal is the best thing since sliced bread. I've had a Brazilian, stomach, butt, and now I'm on my legs. It's painful as hell though.

It probably attacked her when she was high, which would explain why she didn’t get up and walk away from it. A cat only does that much damage when you're antagonizing it as it's attacking you.

Breaking Sad

That's ridiculous. She's petite too, isn't she? I feel like she's only 5'2.

I've noticed that whenever I shop online, the sizing chart will give those exact measurements to better help people find their correct size.

Most clothing stores consider size 8 to be a medium.