WOH WOH WOH WOH WOH. Hold up.

Ok. So I am a white Eastern European by origin who’s been to America like two times. And I felt empowered by that video and that performance - even if it has literally zero to do with me or my “struggle”.

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

Will this never cease to be the truth??

I don’t think Elizabeth Warren is boy-crazy, Steinem. I don’t think far-left women are boy-crazy. I think they’re just socialist.

I’m so happy I get to vote against her on March 15th.

They already have and Emma Stone is first in line to play Rukundo. If she’s not available though, I think Rooney Mara is down.

This is the best ‘knock, knock motherfucker’ ever.

THANK YOU

I would have an opinion on the tampon, but I don’t really care what the box or packaging looks like. Just stop making scented ones, tampon companies. FFS.

Wow, this whole thing makes me sick to my stomach. I’m so incredibly grateful for this absolutely righteous judge, but when I think about how many more of these guys are out there acting with impunity...it’s totally beyond frightening.

Wow. This woman. She is doing good work.

#blackgirlmagic #blackwomenstaykillinit #webeenon

In other news, Baby Boomer discovers Pornhub.

I’ve had Mirena almost 5 years. I have had very minimal side-effects. The worst one was ovulation cramping, but I got it placed after having a baby. So I’m not sure if the ovulation cramping was a side-effect or just my body changing post-baby. I am *not* one of those lucky bitches that doesn’t get her period, BUT…

As long as you want it more?

Anal ecstasy is the best ecstasy.

Have a piece of gum while you’re waiting.

Seriously, GOP, get your shit together. This joke has gone on long enough. You’re supposed to be the adult here.