Maybe he saw on Jez that Kris was on her way over.

It must be hard to consider yourself liberal and progressive and just hate women with every molecule of your being. That must be a real challenge during election season. We should pray for them.

that sectional. that SECTIONAL. THAT sectional. THAT SECTIONAL.

I am now officially one of “the olds” because not one damn sentence in this article makes a damn lick of sense to me.

“Why do we still need feminism? Can’t women already vote/drive/work/go to school/run for office/own property, etc?”

Because this still happens.

yeeep same here :D

Or this gem:

I’m going to bite.

Kate, I always love reading Jezebel’s light-hearted posts when stressed out at work, but incredibly thorough, well-researched articles like this are what keeps me coming back.

I can tell you, as a mom of 8 children that includes a newborn and two toddlers... It’s a constant panic. Our newborn has to skip regular baths as his body is too small. Our children 6 year old son came home saying how thirsty he was because the school has trash bags over the fountains and he had nothing to drink…

Is that in the “evil governors ignore vulnerable populations” templates section at the MS Word add-ons store?

well they tricked them by saying judith blahblah instead of “judge judy”

Oh, I’ve seen this before. It’s the standard format for “I poison children in my spare time and then pretend I know nothing about it” emails.

Yeah but the real scandal is in this part.

this part is my fav

to tell you the truth i don’t think i would be able to even identify that judith sheindlin is judge judy.

despite his whole hipster thing, i really believe he is Tom Haverford

It’s also interesting that Colbert is feeding him questions that I’m sure he already knows the answers to. I think it’s brave of Colbert to play devil’s advocate for the audience in this way because it can be easily interpreted as him being ignorant/ignorantly racist. I think this issue must be very important to him…

Ugh, god. A young woman and her friend are murdered by her ex and the trolls don’t skip a fucking beat.