excited about the xojane “It Happened to Me” post one of these girls will write in 15 years.

“Always.”

I think it is healthy for a major celebrity who is trans to be made fun of. And I don’t think the jokes were in especially bad taste. A group is not truly accepted in society until society is comfortable joking (not maliciously) about it.

OK I take it back, he’s a Berger.

In some environments, that level of delusion might merit a 72 hour watch.

This.

Or picked it up from his property. I live in the boonies. My niece lives in the boonies and they have a good amount of land. Her husband his brothers have target practice and hunt on their land, I’m sure there are bullets all over the place.

Don’t forget, “Reasonable doubt is for innocent people.” After saying that he should have just been disbarred on the spot.

Jezebel, you need to stop posting Steven Avery stories so I can actually get some work done at work instead of just reading endless comment sections.

this fuckin guy

Silly me. My husband and I (both hunting and gun-possessing citizens whose weapons were all legally purchased and are securely stored) just watched this and agreed with the vast majority Obama talked about. And I was remarking how I thought Obama did a really good job of reassuring people what these changes DIDN’T…

etchings and chill

I’m always blown away when these same women have several children.

Pictured: the Olsen twins laughing

Sorry, the lock on the cage somehow came lose. We’ll tighten the restraints this time. EVERYONE GET IN THE VAN.

Oh, I like it as a solution; it’s probably the best one possible. But would Trump have really gone in that direction?

I had that happen about James McAvoy! I never had a thing for him until I had a dream in which he was living with my husband and I and sleeping in our bed and shit. I woke up and immediately had to find pictures and movies of his. I love him.