My ex accidentally kneed me in the vagina while I had a pretty bad vadge infection. He was trying to pick me up and I’m tall and I slipped and somehow he kneed me in the junk and all I remember is being curled up in a ball and him apologizing profusely but I couldn’t stop cursing him out. Soooooooooooooo much pain.

Someone accidentally stuck it in my ass once and I was soooooooooooooo hammered I didn’t remember the sex that clearly. But the next day my ass really hurt and I had to ask him if I told him to put it in my ass (not out of the question for me to suggest something a little wild when I’m that drunk).

Exactly

WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Omg!!!

*whispers* who?

Great question. Really how is he???

Stop dragging me into the past

They have that where I live too and I’m so confused by the name

Mwahahaha mommy memes.

O_0

Bahahahaha

What the fuck. O_0

I’m in the mood for some pot stirring. Mwahaha.

I find both the seriousness and detail of that response to your joke and your straight faced clarification hilarious. Good Kinja.

My doctor’s office is a teaching clinic and they’re so weird about prescribing even pretty common meds I can already see this being an uphill battle. I’m pretty much already planning to go somewhere else but I’m very interested in trying this treatment. If I must go elsewhere I will. I’m in the US, Michigan…

This is old but in case you see this: How would one go about getting this kind of treatment? I don’t think my doctor would prescribe it.

It’s an elected position so it doesn’t work like that. It would be nice if they could just kick him out though.

You are downright wacky, probably white yourself, and it’s would have not would of.

What do you mean?