Lmfao. Right though???

No, bitch *Reign* as in Kourtney’s son Reign.

Seems kind of financially unrealistic, but I don’t have a problem with it in theory. Personally, I would have just been happy for both of my parents to simply be willing to get along to be in my life. I didn’t care about getting shuffled back and forth or being in my family home, I just wanted both of my parents to…

...I want a guillotine party now.

Totally serious! Poor Jenny, I suppose. I loved that story for some reason. My dad was weirded out by me bringing him the book of scary stories and asking to be read that one again and again.

I insisted on my parents reading it to me again and again from 2-5 for some reason. I really liked it.

I like your train of thought.

Yes. And weed. Tiny liquor bottles and nugs of weed.

I don’t love the dress, but I will concede the shoes are objectively worse. The combo of the shoes, choker, and dress has Kanye written all over it.

That was called Jenny’s Head Fell Off and it was my favorite

That’s more of a drunken adult Easter egg hunt occasion (totally secular, you don’t need to be Catholic- rabbit costumes are encouraged).

I get respecting your man’s opinion about fashion...some men are very fashionable. I love a man who can buy me clothes. BUT.

Short of actual abuse, children shouldn’t be kept from one of their parents. I think Angelina wants to cut Brad out because she’s done with him. It doesn’t work that way. Maybe 6 kids in a total of like 10 years as a couple was unwise.

Concern trolling in 3...2...1....

A+++

I still don’t have a Twitter. I’d like to say it’s some kind of chariot I’m riding in to a moral high ground but I fear it’s really a horse I’m riding straight into irrelevancy. I just don’t really get it. I Facebook and what not but I just don’t get tweeting and retweeting. Am I just a twat? What the fuck was my…

Not us! Please!

Hmm. Thanks, Obama.

Why are you here

My fiance at the time saved my life by performing the Heimlich maneuver on me when I started choking. I’ve been through some pretty crazy shit but that piece of food getting lodged in my throat and cutting off my breath was so terrifying. So scary. If he hadn’t been home or hadn’t known what to do and done it…