I lived in a state that didn’t have any jails for women. Everyone did hard time by default (at least until they were sentenced and could be moved to the lower security side) because we *only* have two prisons there. Drunk driver or murderer, you go to the same facility.

It did wonders for me and my siblings. Scared us straight.

This exactly. Prison never made anyone less racist. My brother came out pretty goddamn racist and he wasn’t like that when he went in.

You didn’t just Nuremberg that shit.

...I love Sylvester Stallone. 8(

Agreed. I have an asshole and AM an asshole and on behalf of the asshole community I would like to say we will not be claiming Trump.

I spend my days taking care of two disabled family members and never get out of the house unless it is to shop or go to doctor appointments. Even I have better shit to do to than spend time trolling like this.

Mr. President?

I loved the old Ghostbusters and I loved the new one. I wasn’t expecting to like the new one, but I did. I’m surprised so many people disliked it. *Shrug*

I watched that last night with my mom and I was fucking dying. It was so dumb but it killed me because of her.

Your name IS sitting on Phil’s face...more like a funfetti cupcake?

I want to know this also. Let me know if you find out.

I would actually pay to watch this piece of crap if he was in it. THAT MAN HAS A BODY DEAR GOD HE DOES.

I liked him in Sons of Anarchy, but then again that was pretty one note. His Australian accent peeked through more than it should have.

This comment combined with your username is everything

Charlie Hunnam would have been better in this.

I love you for this complete lack of fucks

I have never watched more than ten minutes of their show and I always read the Jez articles. I have no idea why. I don’t even watch their show! I’m pretty indifferent to them. Why do I feel like I need to know any of this???

This girl is awesome and she’s doing it her way.

His faces. Are. So. Ridiculous!!!!