The combo of you saying anal bum and your username is too much for me

I love this comment

I can’t

I’m laughing so hard oh good god

You’re just making that shit up

I haven’t even cleaned my bathroom in weeks and for some reason I love the idea of apple cider vinegar as dishwasher fresehener and want to incorporate it into my life

Somewhere an NRA wearing a tin foil fedora is pointing to you as proof women trap men with pregnancy. All the time! Poor men!

You should because Kinja just glitched and let me star two different posts like 4x each O.o

You’re my spirit animal

Did you just not all Catholics yourself before anyone else could

I’m 100℅ sure he is the kind of man who sweatily pants really gross dirty talk during the act.

I’m friends on Facebook with a chick who used to sell crack and heroin (I’ve had a colorful life) and she is SO pro-Trump. She doesn’t just dislike Hillary, she is actively FOR TRUMP.

I love it when people invoke Olive Garden to be insulting.

I moved back to my hometown after living is a very liberal area and the stuff people believe is shocking. I kind of forgot there were still people like this. It’s not even a red state.

This is the only appropriate response.

Isn’t it funny how different Facebook culture and Jezebel culture are? When I was drunk I accepted a friend request from a reformed gay guy I went to high school with. Last week he earnestly referred to slavery as “an opportunity to work” in a rant against Black Lives Matter. And people LIKED his post!!!

I dress up like a white alcoholic most days. The liberals aren’t even okay with that!

What you don’t think popularizing the celebrity couple name mash-up is the best thing about him

There are several men in my family who are sexist and have no filter with me. Even they don’t talk about women like this. They may say words like pussy and cunt in front of me, but they don’t use them in the context of assaulting women. There’s a difference.

My brother is a convict and a sexist asshole and even he doesn’t talk about women like this.