A good way to put yourself in the shoes of the average Sovereign Citizen is to imagine that you live in a world where the government is actually made out of wizards, and if you know the right magic spells you can make it go away.

Remember that when you gaze into the breast the breast also gazes into you.

And the cool thing about it is he used to bang his wife’s great-grandmother before she were taken by consumption around the turn of the century.

You suck

I did :(

Wait, but who is elon musk?

I mean, that’s why we ran video of him talking.

To be fair, he probably scaled the fence.

TSA would never allow it, considering the number of movies that bomb at the box office anymore.

I’ll see myself out.

I don’t know. It could get repetitive and tired in a trite kind of way. If only there was a word that could describe it. Tedious? Unimaginative? Not sure those words properly captures the emotion.

All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

Like dress up day at Gawker Media.

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

What a time to be alive!

I am a male bartender and I believe that it is good advice for all people to not get so drunk that you are no longer in control of yourself and what might happen to you. I recognize my male privilege that I can more easily get wasted and toddle back to my sketchy neighborhood. But even so, I can be assaulted, mugged…

Yes, thanks be to television technology, indeed.

Hi hi!

MAORI PARPINS.

Oh, I agree, me ole bamboo!