Peterson also advised us to think about improvised weapons, like fire extinguishers, potted plants, or our sarcasm. 

If there’s one thing more tedious than the man-child trope, it’s faux-regret for it.

If white and black aren’t working out for her, orange is currently in vogue in certain none-too-bright circles.

I know this isn’t its mouth, but I can’t help seeing the comedy wry smile of a Pixar critter here!

Like existing laws will slow him down.....ugh....

... The sound of tiny orange fingers snapping for clemency paperwork ...

This is splendid. I am taken right back to a school trip to a rainy windy Hadrian’s Wall. And this poem..

Melania will totally do the same. Just as soon as these ordinary folks are steam cleaned, and gilded.

If I must shed tears, better it’s for a movie about a talking tree than that one about a fucking reincarnating dog.

Also, no price, because it isn’t even out until some time later in 2017. This is worse than a damn ad.

Twit

Hey, whatever floats your boat.

Let’s add “Do as we say, not as we do,” to Asimov’s rules.

Or indeed spay

Still less scary than a regular ole’ kid-infested Christmas tree lot...

He smells like heat and friction, from spinning in his grave so fast.

If there is ever a place to not be intimidated, it’s down here in the greys

Fur sure, it’s a bad pun

That’s a serious feliney she just committed.