Dwayne for pres? Sure, why not?

The Daily Mail needs its head rubbed

TOLEY!

“klavalkade Klan parade”

I’m not awfully fondant of that

A wheelchair AND a neck brace... look, seriously, how can this poor old guy possibly be a danger to ANYONE...we should totally let him g...... ooooh, you sly old fox!!!

Thank gawd you’re here. Your election live blogging is the political equivalent of me only being able to watch The Walking Dead with the sound down. But funnier. And more likely to save me from a stress-related heart attack. Keep it up!

We have attained Peek Pedantry.

Mosquito season’s running late this year...

I think it was the “little” that got to him.

Canal path? Blinds? Is he Venetian?

I feel we could have gotten a thar, too....

“I don’t want to hear that. We wanted to have a good night without distractions with the politics,” said Bryon Nfinger.

Rudy, may you soon vote for Hillary

Ah, I think Uncle C-c-Claudius went that way, too, and The Cock, for the most part. I have nothing to tweet, for some reason, so am bound to the slowly chilling bath that is gawker media....

Aha yes I DO know you (in as much as one can here without knowing anyone at all, really, or seeming creepy). I was momentarily confusing you with Big Gay Owl, who I also liked, but has gone the way of most of the owls.

Everybody’s happy ‘cept the tuna.

Are you an incarnation of another amusing owl-named commenter from the old days? If not, please disregard my nostalgic rambling. I am clearly in Chafee mode...

Just when I thought things couldn’t get more odd

Disturbing as Trump is, the subservient males who come crawling out from under rocks to stroke his manhood are even worse.