What's black and white and red all over?

It's too easy to condemn Neymar for pretending to be white

What a stupid headline. It's so amateurish that it forced me to comment, after almost 10 years of silent web surfing...

They probably have an automatic counter, similar to a coin counter, that sorts based on size.

oh fuck outta here with all of this usual "beach body shit" but this in particular makes me want to punt a small animal. THEY'RE ALL JUST NOT STANDING UP STRAIGHT.

Now's the time to be miserable and feel sorry for ourselves

I think you and I would agree on a lot of things.. But to be fair. Kids do start smoking when they see others smoking. Murdering though, not so much.

It's not a character trait. It's a prop.

I play by nobody's rules, not even my own.

How can you so blatantly disregard my asterisk, BALLABAN MICHAEL?

this was an unexpected bit of illumination about water patterns in Brazil.

I'm a complete cynic but I really believe that if the company was doing ok financially, he'd still be employed. He has been a pervy ass from the beginning. I'm not complaining that he's been fired, I just am doubtful that it wasn't primarily financially motivated.

Well, I don't know for sure about B-52's, But I know for a fact they have a few of the P-3 Orion I was flying in the 80's and 90's.

I'd high five you, but I can't decide if I should use my left or right hand.

At least you're willing to be an adult about this

Being a soccer fan does not make one a hipster.

Uh-huh. I wonder which one you consider yourself?

I thnk you're reading the graph backwards. I think they're the happiest profession. As is often the case, I could be wrong.