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Human-like? My dog? No, my dog is Kaiju.

Rule #1: You do not talk during number 1.

Norway is absolutely, 100% dedicated to the notion of prisoner rehabilitation—-their view of crime and punishment is almost the precise polar opposite of, say, Corrections Corporation of America (don't google it if you still believe the US is a free, First World country.)

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Are you saying there is more to love than what was covered in The Gamesters of Triskelion?

Every country has sent its correspondents, he says, "except the Spanish, God bless them."

I wonder how many of these people confused "astrology" with "astronomy".

But if nothing else, we do have Edwin Juke to thank for the invention of his miraculous box.

To sit and watch the world burn

I don't understand, why would I need wooden bench seats in a zombie outbreak?

I'd like to step in at this juncture and say something breathtakingly ignorant.

Thank you.

Okay, consider me part of the sad sheep minority, but that looks insanely wicked (Sabbath or not) and I will be handing them my hard earned ducats via the price of a movie ticket. Yes, I'm everything that's wrong with Hollywood and you know what? There are no (*bleeps*) I could give.

So will they use green condoms to make this easier?

True story. When I was pregnant with my daughter one of my coworkers gave me a cute little dish set with a plate, bowl and mug adorned with teddy bears. One day in the kitchen a few years later I noticed I had TWO identical mugs adorned with teddy bears. The original mug had come as part of a set. Where did the second…

How about we offer $10,000 for unretouched photos of the ghost?

He's attractive, successful, an official fashion muse to Tom Ford, dating Jennifer Lawrence, had major roles in a cult favorite television show and a much-loved comic book franchise, AND still unfamous enough to walk amongst the normals. He wins.

Jez,

Gonna Pull-Up a chair and enjoy this rash of diaper puns.

No way. Look at the colorful macarons next to it! This is top level designer stuff right here.

Or you're talking bollocks.

It seems you're forgetting the "concept of the subway's" genius. These people are most likely daily commuters, This is exactly what they look like, day in day out.