Perhaps holding a tiny mushroom cloud. Or just a mushroom.
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It might be THE next reality show: “Yes, we’re having the kitchen remodeled AND the ordnance redesigned by a noted bomb designer... you MUST meet him...”
It’s a bottlenose dolphin waving
“a noted bomb designer”
I think the background is interesting, but the face particularly is poorly executed: just off-beam enough to catch the eye but not enough to be intentionally surreal, really. Of course, there might be an homage there that I am totally missing, which would then raise other questions. I must look into who did it to see…
At least they’re matched, I suppose
You have to try pretty hard to commission an illo that bad.
I am trying to compile a list of things that young men do when placed together in large poorly-supervised groups that benefit humanity.
Can we just invent hoverboards, already?
Me too! And really, they might at least have made some token effort to ave the bikes charging something! Even if just the aircon/heating!
They had something similar in NYC a while back ... you couldn’t really tell which way the damn thing was heading. I haven’t seen em for a decade so assume they all got flattened by cement trucks and so on....
Get rid of the bikes, cut holes in the floor and make it a Flintstones bus. Everybody wins.
A self-assembling space habitat, a deep sleep chamber to shuttle astronauts on long journeys, and a protective magnetic force field
if you’d like to watch Paris Hilton sift through a mound of exceptionally small Von Dutch shorts.
I am just picturing the busload of recruits the Corp gets from Gawker commenters ....
I realize I was imagining myself hearing someone saying “witness the results of the atmospheric bombardment you ordered, Emperor...” and me nodding sternly.
Whatever they’re on that they can sit and smile broadly while their children run round the bench shrieking, I’ll have some.
It’s not easy to do something originally awful to NYC
Yes, please take away the people inside the Standard Hotel but leave the building.