As someone who possesses an accent like Willie from The Simpsons crossed with Begbie, I cannot comment. By the way. As we used to say in Glasgow.

Nor should you ... it’s an unnatural state for Scots to be in.

I used to live in Glasgow. Glasgow is emotionally something, but I never could put my finger on it.

Radge is woefully underused, I find.

We Scots fellas are also emotionally repressed. Until we have a drink. Then people just wish we were emotionally repressed.

I blame the incessant pressure from crafting all that political content

What next? Gawker postings before 10am? What a world.....

Fabio boarded Apollo’s Chariot like a more handsome version of everyone else

More worrying, did someone think that carpet pattern matched the stone-effect walls?

At least it’s not a tit

I did feel a bit of a shit....

There are very few things that are NOT better in Madeleine Kahn’s voice. Or that of a young James Mason.

You must do ass you like

I was of two minds about doing so

This is all very strange. I hope we get to the bottom of it.

I know it’s fair and proper that everyone date, should they wish to. But I can’t help but rather A-Rod wouldn’t.

I have met (through work, rather than any pretence at a social life of charisma) many American models who’re not household names. I will hugely generalise and say that the male models (such as Chad White) are absolute sweethearts.

exactly ... there was only one larger kid at my school (the rest of us were poster boys for rickets) and he was known as “Donut”... this before I had ever seen a donut.

Possibly his agent is a Husky Kids specialist.

+1 stout little star