Right ... I even wrote in to Jimmy asking to have my wish granted .... coulda got more than I bargained for

Rolf and his didgeridoo .... ack

Not Tony Hart, thank god.

There was and is an assumption that the whole thing went a lot higher into government circles, too. I was hoping The Guardian might have the resources to chase it down, but so many of the accused are dead it’s maybe hopeless...

The scope of the offences, and the entertainers involved, was staggering and horrifying. Operation Yewtree seemed at one stage to be sweeping up every children’s entertainer who was big in those days.

Jim’ll fix you

Certainly, he is guilty of making the young, cool and inhumanly attractive Johnny Depp vanish without trace...

What does it all MEAN?!??!

I mean, we finally get around to trying to end this shit at home, and we’re going to greet our alien neighbors like that, too?

Like alienface is ok ....sheesh....

This makes it so much harder for men of a certain age to convey their unquestionable heterosexual nature by leaning out of their seats at an improbable angle and leering at the retreating ass of a stewardess, then looking proudly at men sitting near them. What next? Baggy pants?

They will run off the unused testosterone of the emasculated bros inside.

It’s a match made in a cruel heaven

It’s not a cuff, it’s a medical brace from too much masturbating.

It’s the poor models I feel sorry for, enduring those unblinking, virginal stares.

That one will need a high security bathtub, rather than a cell.

More than one person has noted that, then received a scar in the pattern of a Maglite torch being applied to the head at great speed, but it’s for sure better than being shot...

Aw shit, I was hoping one of the io9 brains had invented a time machine and gone back and eradicated the fucker

See? You just want to stroke it!