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I’m sending her a duck pick. She looks like the smart kind of person who would appreciate a duck’s attitude.

A woman needs a man like a fish needs another fish on a bike to keep bumping into it

I refuse to believe Andy Cohen was not involved.

87,000 people - some of them perhaps even real - are liking this in all its versatile awfulness. I have lived too long.

If it makes the maroon who’s been driving slowly round the same few blocks in Brooklyn in his Escalade for the past hour, go home, that’ll be nice.

This is tasteless and I care for it a lot. My infantile friends saw that image and now they’re all screaming in unison. Thanks, Deadspin.

Donald should BE so lucky to be a cat’s ass!

By happy coincidence, the American people also want you to spend as much time as possible with your husband.

It’s during a full moon: he’s a were-cat’s-ass

Well, I was jizz asking ....

But did it fix her shoulder?

Like we needed life’s injustices shoved in our face any more, today.

He would continue his life unscathed and unchanged until, not if but until, he was caught again. My only surprise was it took two years and didn’t happen sooner. - from the journal of Sheriff Anderson, 1836

Maine people’s problems, dude ...

oh well, one can live in hope

I’d be afraid he’d have nob cheese

Oh god, there’s an Adele album headed our way, called “Reps”.

I very slightly miss the old days when huge fellas screamed at me in the only gym in town, to do “one more” until I puked, then cheered and accepted me as one of their own. A super SKINNY one, but one none-the-less.