Woman, huh, Roy? Can’t live with them, can’t live without secretly filming, demeaning and abusing them....

Set to music, these tweets are exactly the sort of act Blake would mentor

Seen bottom left, the prototype money-saving Snowgoose 2, using top secret “drop the basket out the helicopter” technology.

By the time we got there, the egg had already been rolled away by some older legionaries and Jesus’s body was gone! Worst. Easter. Ever. Fuck you, Pontius!

You just know it must have come from the very top, to be greeted by a brief, stricken silence then craven applause.

Certainly, she provided the most erotic entertainment in that cinema.

* And this is me, for the next ten hours, scribbling everything he says in my tiny notebook. God, I hate him, and my outsize hat, too.*

"hullo? Get me a larger watch, right away!"

Meddling Christians: now we'll never know how many exorcists it takes to change a flickering light bulb

At least it's still working with shits

He is simply the Toy Grim Reaper

See kids? See that teacher? Well look closely, cause you'll meet a lot of guys like that in life.

Thank god we're not in the era of rotatable 3d images yet.

Fitting that she herself is now the splash

Fast clean of NYC bathrooms declared "infaeces-ible"

If you're concerned about the opinion of any man who sums you up as "hot" you should be glad to leave 22 and him behind.

The photo profession is a close-knit one. Perhaps Albert Watson, famed photog and blind in one eye since birth, might reach out when he hears, and offer some kind words.

"Dad, it is so NOT a hickey! I was hit by a grenade in the cafeteria!"

Some might say that placing someone who's alleged to have harmed a child into a contact sport with some of the largest fastest and toughest fathers on this planet might in itself be interesting.

Possibly it can shelter kids from overzealous school cops